REKTERAPY
DEGEN MUSIC FOR THE GLORIOUSLY REKT
Contract Address
8EAoFBwXGKyZRcwKif7AQyEAr6w6oE3dbYaeYzQtpump🎵 Music for Every Stage of Rekt
8 mood playlists.
From "WEN LAMBO" to "GUH."
Free forever. No bullshit.
💎 Something's Coming
We're building something.
Could be rewards.
Could be nothing.
Could be stupid.
Probably all three.
Hold TERAPY to find out first.
Or don't. We'll tell everyone anyway. 🤷
💊 TERAPY: The Pointless Coin
It's pointless. But you'll probably need it later.
WHY BUY TERAPY?
Great question. Here's why:
❌It has no utility
❌It won't make you rich
❌It doesn't cure your losses
❌Your wife still won't understand
✅But it's therapy
Every time you look at your wallet and see TERAPY, you're reminded:
"I made questionable decisions. But at least I'm self-aware."
It's a digital participation trophy for getting rekt.
💊 TERAPY Tokenomics
Fair launched on pump.fun. No presale. No team coins. Just pure degen chaos.
THE TRUTH
This is what a real fair launch looks like: 1B coins. 100% liquidity. 0% team allocation. Dev bought from the pool at market price like everyone else. No presale. No whitelist. No VC unlock schedule. Just pure, unfiltered degen energy. We're either going to zero together or making it together.
How It Works (or Doesn't)
Buy → You're a Patient.
Every TERAPY holder gets access to therapy (the app).
Your Therapy Sessions = Activity.
Listen, share playlists, vibe with other degens.
Rewards? TBD. We're still in therapy ourselves.
What's Next?
If this doesn't go to zero, we'll build something cool. Promise.
Coping Phases (no roadmap, only emotional milestones)
THE RAGS TO RUGS TO RICHES STORY
Every legendary degen has a story:
Started with: $100
Turned it into: $10,000
Then into: $500
Then back to: $8,000
Then finally: $12
And through it all, you held something.
Not Bitcoin. Not ETH. Not even DOGE.
You held onto hope. And bad decisions.
TERAPY is that journey, tokenized.
DISCLAIMER
This is not financial advice.
This is barely even a coin.
This is therapy.
If you buy this expecting profit, you've learned nothing from your previous mistakes.
If you buy this for the culture, the memes, the community?
Welcome home, degen. 🩹
Contract: 8EAoFBwXGKyZRcwKif7AQyEAr6w6oE3dbYaeYzQtpump
"Hold TERAPY. Because you held everything else, and look how that turned out."
⚠️ Not financial advice. This is therapy. 🩹